Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
| Me every night: | I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now. |
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Sophie Turner; Endless List of Fav Celebs
“I love getting dolled up. I was saying to the people doing my make-up, this is my favorite part, already, I don’t need to go to the premiere… No, it’s amazing to get dolled up and kind of all of us [cast of GOT] being in one place at the same time. It’s amazing.”
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